Compilation Dad Jokes 1#

1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
3. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
4. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
5. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
6. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
7. Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!
8. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
9. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.